Мормонский юмор
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends! If it is the Relief Society it take four.
One to fix refreshments.
One to bring the tablecloth.
One to design the Center Piece,
And one to screw in the light bulb.
If it is the Bishopric, forget it, they don't do light bulbs.
They call a Priesthood Executive Council Meeting and delegate it to the Elders.
If it is the Elders, it takes four.
Three that don't show up, and
One to change the bulb.
If it is the High Priests it take four.
Two to push the wheel chairs.
One to handle the oxygen tank,
And one to screw in the light bulb.
If it is the Home Teachers, it only takes two,
But you have to wait until the end of the month.
If it is the Aaronic Priesthood, it only takes Four,
Two adult leaders to supervise,
A Teacher to change the light bulb and a Priest to sweep up the broken glass. NO Deacons!!
If it is the Laurel class, it takes only one.
She holds the light bulb in the socket and the whole world revolves around her.
Меня очень рассмешила часть про Bishopric